A Trip to the Quick Stop

All things Jay and Silent Bob, Kevin Smith, Viewaskew, Smodcast Pictures, and everything and everyone related to the wide world of the Askew-niverse.


Requests/Questions/Random Shit - Ask Away!  
Reblogged from jesterjezza

aemckay:

The greatest scene in cinema history. Thank you, Kevin Smith.

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sro722finn:

LINES OF THE DAY
- Yo man, tell me something about me. - You masturbate more than anyone on the planet. - Aw fuck, everyone knows that. Tell me something nobody knows. - When you do it, you’re thinking about guys. -Dude, not all the time.

sro722finn:

LINES OF THE DAY

- Yo man, tell me something about me.
- You masturbate more than anyone on the planet.
- Aw fuck, everyone knows that. Tell me something nobody knows.
- When you do it, you’re thinking about guys.
-Dude, not all the time.

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legokev:

Here we find #LegoKev working on a shot-for-shot remake of Clerks using characters from the Lego Movie. Abraham Lincoln is reciting the ‘Berserker’ song beautifully.

legokev:

Here we find #LegoKev working on a shot-for-shot remake of Clerks using characters from the Lego Movie. Abraham Lincoln is reciting the ‘Berserker’ song beautifully.

The Blog Lives!

So, the gal that runs this Tumblr-thingie had to take an extended break. Within that break I tried not to kill my ex and their ex. On the up-side, took a massively awesome trip to Canada (Toronto, my spirit city - kinda like a spirit guide, but a whole city), hung out w/ family I haven’t seen in a while, and met the new ‘Jay’ to my ‘Silent Bob,’ though we’re totally gay lifemates. I had to skip from this blog to deal with all the crazy shit, but I’m back with a vengeance in this new year.

So, I’m gonna make more edits for this site, sharing cool shit Askew-related, etc. And if you’re the creative type, show the world your awesome talent and showcase it on this blog. I’m like the endangered silvery minnow in the big ocean of the World Wide Web, but share your KS/Askew talents.

Signing off,

Sylent Mari

Reblogged from toodamnninja

toodamnninja:

Jason ‘Jay’ Mewes and Kevin Smith (AKA Jay and Silent Bob) use Injustice: Gods Among Us to settle their arguments in true nerd rage style…

Reblogged from maddozzland
maddozzland:

Hey, you were not the one who fucked the pie?

maddozzland:

Hey, you were not the one who fucked the pie?

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the-kommandant:

what im going to do to anon haters~

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Reblogged from antoinetripletts

Tumblr Absence - Explained!

Hello followers and voyeurs. I’ve been absent the past few months due to Real Life consuming all of my free-time. Lots of stress, lots of work commitments, and preparing to take an epic two-week journey to New York and Canada for FanExpo Canada up in Toronto. I will be posting new stuff tonight, so be on the look-out for that. Plus a new layout will be appearing soon. Thanks for the follow, and continue to love everything Kevin Smith.

- Sylent Mari

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